BBC Conducts Bicentennial Inventory

The BBC has released the results of its bicentennial inventory check. Apparently, they have so little inventory they only have to count it every fifty years. The results of the last inventory, released in 1955, stated that they have 20 actors/actresses, 15 props, and 10 sets. This figure is often seen quoted on the internet by bored fans who have nothing better to do than rewatch every episode of Doctor Who and Sherlock until they can determine which episode a screenshot is from solely based on the lead actor's hair. The new inventory revises this figure to 23 actors and actresses, 14 props, and 11 sets. Alas, they still cannot find Matt Smith's eyebrows, which have been missing since 2010. They've also determined the missing episode count is actually 103, not 97. Nobody is entirely sure what is on those Enemy of the World DVDs. The leading theory involves a Metebelis 3 crystal and Jamie's wet dreams.